Quick, name the members of the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie Ö um Ö Fergie. Who are those men backing Fergie up, anyway? Frontman and producer, will.i.am, who created such wonderful cultural gems as “My ...

Don’t you stare at me, you black-eyed pea, cowpea, slick bean with a slow pulse. Why don’t you simmer down, in your bath of salt water? Let your jacket slip, that protective cover you cloak yourself ...