from Dum-Dums and candy canes to Sweethearts, Necco Wafers and Circus Peanuts. There’s even a water tower in the center of town painted to look like it’s held up by the long-lived lollipops.

Also on Candy Store's worst list is candy corn at No. 3, which conversely is No. 1 on the most searched candy of 2024. Necco Wafers came in at No. 4 and Mary Janes was ranked 5th worst.

AKA, Dots are the candy equivalent of being catfished on ... give it the texture of a freeze-dried astronaut banana, and you ...