The Chiefs hat and shirt were easy enough to order. For Reid’s walrus-like mustache, the Leepers cut the mane of a toy horse and tried to tape a bushel of hair to Graham’s upper lip. Graham, like any sensible baby, resisted that move. So the Leepers taped the tuft to Graham’s pacifier—“his little binky,” B.J. says—to keep it in position.

Thursday was the last press conference media day before the Kansas City Chiefs and Philadelphia Eagles played in Super Bowl LIX. Chiefs head coach Andy Reid was once again questioned about rumors that game officials showed preferential treatment to Kansas City.