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BREAKING: Deputy Frank Sloup finally upgraded to dual citizenship 🇵🇼✨ The Sultan personally handed him his Slowjamastani passport—because only a true hero earns this honor. #DualCitizen #SlowjamastanVibes #PassportGoals #FridaysWithFrank #FrankSloup #Slowjamastan #PinalCounty #micronation #micronations | The Republic of Slowjamastan

BREAKING: Deputy Frank Sloup finally upgraded to dual citizenship 🇵🇼✨ The Sultan personally handed him his Slowjamastani passport—because only a true hero earns this honor. #DualCitizen #SlowjamastanVibes #PassportGoals #FridaysWithFrank #FrankSloup #Slowjamastan #PinalCounty #micronation #micronations | The Republic of Slowjamastan

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This country has one of the tightest borders on the planet: Slowjamastan takes its sovereignty seriously! #slowjamastan #porderbatrol #borderpatrol #usbp #micronation #micronations #sealand #molossia @Chief Border Patrol

This country has one of the tightest borders on the planet: Slowjamastan takes its sovereignty seriously! #slowjamastan #porderbatrol #borderpatrol #usbp #micronation #micronations #sealand #molossia @Chief Border Patrol

1.6M viewsOct 18, 2023

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We roll deep. #slowjamastan #porderbatrol #borderpatrol #micronation #molossia #sealand #cbp #policeinterceptor

We roll deep. #slowjamastan #porderbatrol #borderpatrol #micronation #molossia #sealand #cbp #policeinterceptor

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👀 Just a routine moment at the Slowjamastan border, where our elite agents zoom in to make sure nobody’s smuggling contraband… like Crocs. #slowjamastan #border #micronation #micronations #ocotillowells @Reolink | The Republic of Slowjamastan

👀 Just a routine moment at the Slowjamastan border, where our elite agents zoom in to make sure nobody’s smuggling contraband… like Crocs. #slowjamastan #border #micronation #micronations #ocotillowells @Reolink | The Republic of Slowjamastan

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Fridays with Frank and The Sultan: Director's Cut 🎬 Watch as The Sultan of Slowjamastan bravely attempts to traverse the treacherous territories of Pinal County, Arizona—only to be intercepted by the legendary grammar warrior himself, Deputy Frank Sloup. Was The Sultan speeding? Smuggling contraband Dubles? Misusing your/you’re? Only one man can restore order, issue citations, and correct punctuation on the side of the highway. Grab some popcorn and witness international diplomacy, roadside jus

Fridays with Frank and The Sultan: Director's Cut 🎬 Watch as The Sultan of Slowjamastan bravely attempts to traverse the treacherous territories of Pinal County, Arizona—only to be intercepted by the legendary grammar warrior himself, Deputy Frank Sloup. Was The Sultan speeding? Smuggling contraband Dubles? Misusing your/you’re? Only one man can restore order, issue citations, and correct punctuation on the side of the highway. Grab some popcorn and witness international diplomacy, roadside jus

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In a dazzling display of espionage brilliance, The Sultan of Slowjamastan pulled off his most audacious coup yet: infiltrating The American Media™ itself. Disguised as mild-mannered “Earl Farkward,” a so-called holiday specialist with suspiciously impeccable facial hair, The Sultan managed to secure a coveted guest spot on KUSI-TV in San Diego. His mission? Deliver “expert holiday tips” to the unsuspecting American public. And deliver he did. Between advising viewers to hydrate, hug relatives, a

In a dazzling display of espionage brilliance, The Sultan of Slowjamastan pulled off his most audacious coup yet: infiltrating The American Media™ itself. Disguised as mild-mannered “Earl Farkward,” a so-called holiday specialist with suspiciously impeccable facial hair, The Sultan managed to secure a coveted guest spot on KUSI-TV in San Diego. His mission? Deliver “expert holiday tips” to the unsuspecting American public. And deliver he did. Between advising viewers to hydrate, hug relatives, a

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BREAKING: Our friend Mourad from Algeria ordered his Slowjamastan passport. The Sultan shipped it, but alas, it vanished into the postal abyss. 🌍 The Sultan had two choices: trust the mail again... or fly to Algeria himself. Naturally, he took no chances! ✈️ Pictured: The Sultan, Mourad, and his shiny new passport in Algiers! 💼✋ #Dedication #RoyalDelivery #SlowjamastanGlobal

BREAKING: Our friend Mourad from Algeria ordered his Slowjamastan passport. The Sultan shipped it, but alas, it vanished into the postal abyss. 🌍 The Sultan had two choices: trust the mail again... or fly to Algeria himself. Naturally, he took no chances! ✈️ Pictured: The Sultan, Mourad, and his shiny new passport in Algiers! 💼✋ #Dedication #RoyalDelivery #SlowjamastanGlobal

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He Crossed Into Slowjamastan—Now the Media Can’t Explain What Happened

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Out among the people, the Sultan and Chief uncover a dangerous truth: a Croc sympathizer in our midst. Vigilance saves nations. 🇵🇼👞👀 | The Republic of Slowjamastan

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Comrades and loyal citizens! The moment of destiny has arrived! The glorious nation advances, the runway of tomorrow calling to us from the soil itself! But even the strongest state, guided by wisdom and snacks, cannot pour concrete alone. We call upon YOU, heroic builder of the future, to contribute to the construction of our mighty airport—where planes shall land triumphantly, windsocks shall wave with purpose, and progress shall taxi boldly toward greatness! Give not out of obligation, but ou

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Comrades of the Glorious Republic of Slowjamastan! Today, history is forged in the blinding sunlight of destiny as The Sultan Himself unveils the Magnificent, Heroic, Totally-Not-Overly-Dramatic Porder Wall Monument! This grand and beautiful structure stands as an eternal tribute to the brave citizens, noble donors, and patriotic foot soldiers who helped build our Big, Beautiful Wall—the impenetrable shield that protects our sacred homeland from the most sinister threat ever known to mankind: Cr

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Why Slowjamastan declared 'independence' in the California desert

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🚧 BREAKING NEWS FROM SLOWJAMASTAN 🚧 In a bold leap into the future—or at least into a nicely flattened patch of earth—we proudly announce the groundbreaking of Slowjamastan’s newest dirt parking lot. That’s right: no pavement, no paint, no fancy lines… just premium, artisanal, desert floor curated by Mother Nature herself. And in a gesture of goodwill toward our uniformed desert neighbors, this masterpiece of dust and dreams will feature a priority VIP parking space reserved exclusively for Ca

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Slowjamastan’s First-Ever YouTube Live Delivers Huge Announcement

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Slowjamastan | The quirky micronation and its supreme sultan

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Glorious Ministry of Prosperity announces: rumors of “financial collapse” are vile capitalist fairy tales spread by jealous neighboring empires. Yes, treasury currently contains 14 Dubles, three Chuck E. Cheese tokens, and expired Bed Bath & Beyond coupon — but morale is at ALL-TIME HIGH. Slowjamastan does not teeter. Slowjamastan strategically leans. | The Republic of Slowjamastan

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Under the blazing sun of destiny and progress, the People of The Republic of Slowjamastan gathered as history itself saluted the earth: the glorious ground-breaking of Randall Williams International Airport. With a golden shovel forged in the fires of inevitable triumph, The Sultan stood shoulder-to-shoulder with the fearless Chief, the heroic Rescue Rick (savior of skies and souls), and Jacob of Zephyr Helicopter Tours—representative of airborne superiority. At the command of unity and ambition

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All eyes on The Sultan of #slowjamastan and @TheRepublicofMolossia President Baugh as they meet face to face in America at Microcon. 🇵🇼 🤝 🇸🇱 #slowjamastan #molossia #microcon #sultan #kevinbaugh #micronations #micronation

74.1K viewsJul 1, 2023

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National Anthem - The Republic of Slowjamastan

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The Sultan of Slowjamastan marched boldly through Punta Arenas today, surveying every windswept corner in search of glorious new territory for our ever-expanding republic. Local citizens looked on in awe as His Excellency conducted highly scientific evaluations—such as checking sandwich quality and wind resistance—with the precision of a true revolutionary leader. Should the Motherland require it, the Sultan stands ready to annex this heroic land at a moment’s notice, purely for the benefit of t

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The Americans are easily amused. Six seven. | The Republic of Slowjamastan

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New micronation 'Slowjamastan' rises from the desert … sort of

Leave your Crocs at the door and come meet the world's newest country. | The Republic of Slowjamastan

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Ah, nothing quite like receiving a dispatch from Her Excellency Heuionalani, our fearless Slowjamastani emissary stationed in the exotic archipelago of Hawaii—where she valiantly spreads the gospel of Croc-free living amid a sea of floral shirts and flip-flops. Truly, diplomacy at its finest! | The Republic of Slowjamastan

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Desert micro-nation Slowjamastan welcomes new citizens—if you pass the tests

Republic of Slowjamastan on Instagram: "You asked for it. Here is the ENTIRE interaction between American law enforcement and our Dear Sultan. Tensions were high. Authority was questioned. Sovereignty was silently assessed. The fate of a micronation hung in the balance. History watched. Cameras rolled. What followed will be studied. 🇵🇼 #slowjamastan #franksloup #fridayswithfrank #sultan #police"

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Where did the NAME Slowjamastan Come From?

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Journey Into Slowjamastan: NEW - EXTENDED DIRECTOR'S CUT

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Slowjamastan LIVE! Ask The Sultan and Chief - Volume 1

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Slowjamastan at NATO???!!!

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